big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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