Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
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I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
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So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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