you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
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I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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