So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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