Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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