dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
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