I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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