Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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