It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
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I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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