Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
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Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Panties = found
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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