And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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