If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.