I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
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He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
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One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
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