Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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