so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I am available for nakedness
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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