All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
a search helicopter?!
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
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You should frame my arrest warrant.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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