There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Randomize