carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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