This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
i out mim tonsoeep
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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