I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Say something about gay babies.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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