But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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