duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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