And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
