Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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