the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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