i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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