i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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