oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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