oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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