belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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