Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
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It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
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