u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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