i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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