this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
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I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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