Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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