Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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