I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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