a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
