Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
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I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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