No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
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I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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