Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
Randomize
