How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You can't motorboat a personality
Quick, to the slutcave!
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
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i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
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But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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