ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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