Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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