at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
