garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Will you blow on my dice?
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I need to align my fucking chakras
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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