if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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