It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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