your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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