I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
The best revenge is premature balding
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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