Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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