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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.

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  You win. Erica always eats cat food.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.

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  It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man

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  FORGET THE EYEBROWS

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