god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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