wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better