worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
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The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
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Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party