I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
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Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.