I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
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Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
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I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Let's get the cat blown out
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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