Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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